The Best Places to Party in Toronto

Here are some of my favorite things

that I like to do in Toronto.

Ha, oh my god, I broke it.

Okay, here we go.

This is where the partying is happening, okay, hun?

This is where I had my first hookup with a boy.

The first time I came out to my friend,

she was like, Let's go to the gay bar.

I was so nervous, so we go to Church Street, we go to a bar.

I'm pounding back shots of tequila,

but you know, when you're so anxious,

you're not feeling drunk?

You are like, Wait, I don't feel drunk,

like what's happening?

All of a sudden, I'm walking back to the bathroom,

no one's looking at me.

I'm like thinking I'm gonna find love

the first day I come out, not happening,

and I literally throw up in the coat check,

on top of people's jackets.

Whenever I tell the story,

it feels like I made the story up,

but then I ask my friends like, This happened, right?

They always remind me that, Yes, it happened,

and we got kicked out of the bar.

Why am I like this?